Oh, hello! Welcome!

Call yourself some tea and join us as we rank the dateability of every Fire Emblem 3

house's character. I am your tea party host, Casey Frutus and I am joined today by

Justin Davis. Hello. Miranda Sanchez. Hello. And Brendan Graber. It's hot.

Thank you so much for joining us. Now, before we begin, I do want to let you know that we're

showing pictures of all of the students as they are as teenagers, but we are not ranking teenagers.

We are ranking adults, but showing them as adults is a spoiler, so we're not going to do that.

We're going to keep spoilers to a minimum as we rank every character.

Let's begin with the Golden Deer House. The best house. First of all.

I mean, we can... Let's slow down a bit, Mr. I haven't beat the game yet. Good point.

Miranda, myself and Justin Altos, Golden Deer. I think I'm the special case in that I didn't really

pick my house. I took a chance and rolled a die to find which house. I could not decide as a

friend and please watch me roll this die and hold me to my decision. You let the face decide.

I took the best route when I went to Blue Lions. Wow. And we chose Golden Deer because Claude.

Claude. Looking at my first. So, this is how we rated Claude. Brendan gave Claude a B. I gave

Claude an S, Justin gave Claude an S, and Miranda gave him an A, making for an average of 4.25,

which is just a little bit above an A. It's worth noting that every rank has a point value,

which is how we average these scores because we figured, okay, we can tell you all of our

individual opinions or we can give you a number of value to each thing and then...

And then we get some pretty cool data. And by the way, this is very subjective. We all rated

everyone by our own dateability standards. Yeah, and so I think we all have the unique

perspectives here too. So I am still kind of going at surface level if I've played a bit,

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