I'm on the airplane watching I-Tanya.

Oh, oh.

I'm right over here, watching I Tanya.

Oh, they're making announcements, but why does the pilot talk so slow?

Oh, I'll keep watching on my phone.

I'll keep watching on my phone.

Ah! Keep watching on my phone.

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dungs podcast on the Athletic Network.

A fine network.

It's Tuesday, September 17th, 2004.

I'm Jay Skeets, here in the Classic Factory and alongside me, as always, T Tasmelis. Podcast listeners, this is definitely for you. Next to him, it's the bearded one. Trey Kirby. Hey, oh. And over yonder, making the magic happen super producer, JD. Hello. There is. Here we are. Hello to everyone. Joining us live right now on YouTube. Hit the like button, subscribe. Podcast listeners, five-star ratings and reviews. I want to set up the week in the No Dunks universe for everyone out there. Tomorrow, Wednesday at 10 a.m. Eastern, we're playing video games. Once again,

we had too much fun playing 2K25 last week on playback slash YouTube. So we're going to do it again tomorrow

at 10 a.m. Eastern. This is obviously a video only exclusive, so come join us on YouTube.

Don't know the game we're playing yet, though. Esh is keeping it a secret. Or he's compiling a

list, a short list, and he's going to present it to us, and we're going to vote on it later. So if you have a suggestion, I saw a lot of people pre-show here saying, Rocket League, you want to play soccer with cars? I would love to play soccer with cars. I'm always saying that. I've never done it. So that's a possibility. I don't know if Esh has that. But yeah, this is our new series. We're calling No Lag. So that's tomorrow. That's Wednesday at 10 a.m. Eastern. Join us for a lot of fun. On Thursday, No Buffs will be recapping episode one of Survivor 47. It's the perfect time to get in. It hasn't even started yet. Episode one premieres on Wednesday night, two-hour episode, and we'll talk about it. No Bus, Trey, J.D., Nora, and myself. That has its own YouTube, its own podcast. Feed. And then on Friday, new no dunks. Will it be the drop? Who knows? Will there be enough content? The Kings have new jerseys, well, old jerseys that will be new. New old jerseys. We got a Morris twin. He signed a contract. We did. Exciting times. I guess Okoro did as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is a bit of lag in the NBA offseason.

Yeah, there is. It's a lag right now. Relaxing a little bit. That's why we get creative. Yes, absolutely. Cannot wait to kick a ball with a car. Oh, I was talking about this show here. Right, right. I mean, if we're getting creative, we're playing video games. That's right. On today's pod, which is inspired by Ghostface Tom Ziller, who's great.

Good Morning, it's basketball newsletter.

Yesterday dropped or shared a long list of pre-season 2024-25 NBA MVP candidates.

So Zillar ran through 21 players with a shot, maybe, at winning MVP.

21, long list.

Even he admits that.

Very long.

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