This is the Guardian.

Hello and welcome to the Guardian football weekly, let the campaign for the return of

the orange ball start here.

Nothing beats a snail trail.

Left by the ball is a perfectly weighted pass, becomes underhit as it gathers the snow.

Apart from the weather, one exciting title race we've got Chelsea held by a slightly more

organised and slightly lucky Manchester United, but who picked the team?

And as Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank got that I was in a nightclub last night ringing in his

ears after being in the middle of Keenan Carriga Gate.

Meanwhile, straight forward wins for City Liverpool, below them Arsenal get back on the

horse against a new castle side who haven't seen a horse yet this season.

There's the Stevie G. Bounce, the Dean Smith, slightly lower bounce and the flat tire

that is ever turned.

Tom Graytrextram, the Football Supporters Association, joins us to explain the fan-led review

and the reaction to it.

Bragging rights are up for grabs in the pod derby, there's some sublime play acting in the

Copa Liberto Dores, your questions and that's today's Guardian football weekly.

On the panel today, Jonathan Wilson, good morning, hello, how are you?

I'm very well, thanks how you?

I'm really excellent, thank you for asking Jordan Jarrett Bryan, welcome.

Good morning, how are you?

Yeah, still good.

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