This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

You have the best Christmas ever.

I got a hair thing.

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. Yes, no, go-co-o-co-o!

You get me!

I'm thinking about that, I know.

The most sections your last week.

How good was your last minute?

Oh, it's a boxy section.

I was lying to me and push me dead on the couch and I get a

text to it about half 12 sorry you've thanks for all your hard luck over the last

five years I've just bit I've justched I don't go.

Oh, you know what I'm doing.

Because we all know how to swear.

Smooth operator.

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