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🗓️ 31 October 2023
⏱️ 46 minutes
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0:00.0 | Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Coco. Happy birthday dear, the greatest producer, |
0:24.4 | the only person who works on nothing personal when all the other shows, which have our numbers |
0:28.5 | have 17 other people. Happy birthday to you. Thank you for working on your birthday because |
0:36.0 | without you there can be no show. Happy birthday, Coco. And happy Halloween. Your birthday always |
0:43.9 | falls on Halloween. My favorite day of the year. It's when I'm the biggest grump too. Sign up if you |
0:52.9 | want your apartment to be stopped at by people with candy. Nope. Sign up. Put something on your door |
0:59.4 | in the neighborhood if you want to offer candy to the neighbors. Nope. Put a little sign on your hotel |
1:05.9 | door if you want a little knocky knock and during the night. Nope. And I don't need Halloween |
1:12.4 | deed candy. Thanks to the fact that I wasn't allowed to eat candy as a kid. Now I eat candy every day. |
1:19.3 | Happily. Happy birthday, Coco. Word of the day, Matthew, Coco, for October 31st, 2023, is 69. |
1:30.7 | That is the nothing personal word of the day. Sorry. All right. This is serious business. We have to |
1:40.6 | talk about James Harden, which we will. But if you think that James Harden is leading off this show, |
1:45.1 | I have to give him a bit of oxygen, but it ain't leading. Not on Coco's birthday and not on a day |
1:53.3 | when we can start the show like this. 4869. 69. Nothing personal word of the day. It is October 31st, |
2:05.5 | 2023. And that is the percentage chance that the Texas Rangers have of winning the World Series. |
2:13.5 | Because any team in a tie series who wins game three, taking a 2-1 lead in baseball has a 69% chance |
2:23.4 | of winning. 31% chance for the Arizona Diamondbacks. And I know something of what I speak, |
2:31.5 | because only 20 years ago, the Miami Marlins were called the Florida Marlins. The Marlins won |
2:37.7 | game one in Yankee Stadium, lost game two in Yankee Stadium, went home tied at one, |
2:42.9 | lost game three at home, the rain delay game. When Bud Sealed yelled at me saying, |
2:47.3 | when's it going to stop raining? I don't know, Bud, what am I? God? Well, get your weatherman |
2:51.9 | on the phone. He said to me in the middle of the Fox broadcast, I don't have a weatherman. |
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