Random Rants 9/30/24

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Fall season is here so it's time to remind everyone that Halloween is coming soon so it's time to post to watch out about fentanyl in candy and make sure you order your Pumpkin Spice lattes!

Check out my new comedy album out now "You Can't Please Em' All." on Apple Music, Amazon, Spotify or whatever platform you listen to music. Go to jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities:

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Fucking yuck.
0:02.0	Ooh.
0:03.0	She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese.
0:07.0	That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.
0:10.0	You can find me on Etsy.
0:12.0	I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.
0:15.0	Horrific.
0:17.0	What the fuck do you need to say that for?
0:19.0	Hashtag.
0:24.9	I'm your classic girl next door.
0:27.8	If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.
0:30.2	Teamwork makes the dream work.
0:31.5	No, it doesn't.
0:34.0	It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.
0:35.2	You're not saving any time.
0:36.1	You're not in a rush.
0:37.4	Motherfucker.
0:38.8	Bro, you good?
0:43.2	I don't like it at all.
0:46.5	Welcome to Jim Florentine.
0:48.1	Everybody is Awful podcast.
0:50.6	Matthew sent an email.
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