Christopher, boy, you got a haircut, dude. I got one. You've definitely got the French

fried taters look today. You look like you're dyeing your hair dark. Dying my hair dark?

I'm just going to rip my shirt open. Come on, Hasselhoff.

You apparently took one of your son's shirts today and put it on.

You look less jaundiced today.

You haven't broken out the Rikers Island jacket in a while.

Your shirt is as dark as the background.

You just look like a disembodied head today.

Yep. Well done. Well done.

Well done.

Look at the abuse I take at work.

Can I take up a claim with HR?

This damn guy is so abusive to me.

How dare he?

I have a feeling that they could do a montage of you busting on me, including some of the things you said today as I sat down

when I said that I'm still tired, like, oh, boy, you're 56 and you're old and you had to work last week

and you're tired. That would be part of the montage. That would be. You're right. It would be.

Okay, fine. You're right. You got me. I'm busted. E.J., put them to the test. I don't know if you could make an opening like that with flip it around. We'll see. We'll see if E.J. can do it. I have a feeling. You know, and here's how discombobulated I am or discombobulated, discompopulated, discombobulated. Here's how, that's an example of it. Here's another

example. It's Thursday and I don't have my black quarter-zip. What is going on here? I'm all

screwed up. Where's your quarters-sick? Where's your West Virginia quarter-sip? Where's your

PFT white stripe through the chest quarter- it? I mean, it's disappointing.

It really is.

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