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The Check In

Ralphie May Reloaded: Re-release of #454: Ralphie May

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2018

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

The podcast is off this week, but we wanted to share one of our favorite podcasts with the late Ralphie May. Ralphie and Joey were amazing friends for many years, and some of our best podcasts are the ones with Ralphie and Joey. Have a great week, we'll be back soon, and remember to focus on the yellow.

Love you Ralphie.

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0:00.0

It's gonna be a good day. Oh shit. Here we go, cock suckers. This is Donald Trump favorite song.

0:12.1

What? Come on. What? This is what he hears in the White House every night. This is what the Obama's left from.

0:17.7

Then to get them. Here you go, cock suckers. The church of what's happening now. Wednesday, February 8th.

0:28.8

Who's better than you? Kick that hoistly. Come on. Come on.

0:44.8

Oh shit. And you thought this was just a podcast, huh? This is a fucking party wagon.

0:52.1

Here we go. Black people, gun up up and down. Come on, Black people. Mexican's jump up and down.

0:56.7

Let's go, spits. Armenians, do your thing. Oh, wiggle cock suckers. Here we go. The intensity.

1:07.5

Oh shit. There's a white chick suck black dick to the 70s. Fuck yeah. Here we go.

1:13.3

Hey, some uncle, we say that Ralphie Max. Oh shit. And Uncle Joey.

1:30.4

My daily, what the fuck? What's happening? You bad motherfuckers. Uncle Joey here in the church.

1:35.7

What's happening now? It's a beautiful motherfuck tonight. I'm happy you get to join us.

1:40.8

Lisa, I had to hear. And yes, again, my brother, Mr. Ralphie, May. Hi everybody.

1:46.0

If he's in town, we bump motherfuckers around. He may have to tell somebody today.

1:49.6

So I'm happy. The fucking studio bird down. I'll call you next week. We're gonna get a fuck.

1:54.8

Somehow I'm sure I got blind. Oh, you always get the blind. I always totally have a blind.

1:59.6

June, my brother, the bus. People wore on the computer. People over there and shit.

2:06.0

I'm sorry about the periscope. Just morning. What happened was this. Let me explain to you what I,

2:10.0

the hell I live in. Okay. Joe Rogan's my brother. I love him to death. But he gets a lot of creepy

2:16.2

fucking people that that listen to him and the creepy people. But when they can't get through the

2:22.8

him, they start going down the line. So they go to Duncan. When Duncan tells him to fuck off,

2:28.1

they go to Ari. When Ari tells him to fuck off, they'll come to me. When I tell him to fuck off,

2:32.4

they'll go to Brian. When Brian tells him to fuck off, they'll go to Tony Hinchclip. When Tony Hinch,

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