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Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell about botox nightmare, why she thinks she's bad at reality tv, , why she moved to Los Angeles, small towns with heroin, being a big boned child, and much much more.

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0:00.0

What do people say, sound like?

0:01.4

Kermit the frog?

0:02.8

I think people have left a review a few times

0:04.5

on the bout that on my podcast.

0:05.7

Yeah, one, you're like, that's funny.

0:07.4

Three, you're like, that hurts.

0:08.8

That really hurts.

0:09.4

Yeah, it's like something I really can't control.

0:12.2

So you finish ascendant, you're like, would Kermit say that?

0:15.4

Yeah.

0:16.2

Kermit.

0:17.2

I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like,

0:20.7

welcome to Kermit.

0:22.7

I think it's like, welcome to Kermit.

0:24.7

I'm more sensitive about something like that

0:32.3

than if someone was like, you're ugly.

0:33.5

I'm like, fair enough.

0:34.5

I can change that.

0:35.5

There's stuff I can do.

0:36.5

But...

0:37.5

Well, you are an LA comic.

0:39.6

Do you feel pressured to like, do you work on your face

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