Hello, beautiful! It's me, Burt Bukowski. I'm here to tell you that the Burt Show premieres Tuesday, November 4th. You might be asking, what is the Burt Show? Well, that's a dumb question, you ding-dong. What are you doing, living under a rock? Wake up! The Bird Show is an incredible show filled with comedy, music, games, and interesting people answering stupid questions.

And when I say interesting people, I mean sexy hot tamales like Andy Daly.

I feel like the king of the world.

Ea Fightmaster.

I see in your luck, there's like a roadkill quality. Bobby Moynihan. Yep. Yeah, Fightmaster. I'd say in your luck, there's like a roadkill quality.

Bobby Moynihan.

Yep.

Yeah.

That's a real thing that happened.

Can you believe that?

And more.

You can subscribe to the Burt Show wherever you listen to your podcasts.

And watch episodes on the Forever Dog YouTube page

at Forever Dog Team.

All one word, like martini.

Baby, it's time to pull out the old snatch.

Yes, Mama, grab that good character acting wig.

I might have a few.

We'll pull out an obscure reference because it's time to make RuPaul laugh. The Drag Race UK season seven girls are trying their hand at the snatch game this week, but you wanted a twist? It's a dating show too. We love, love, love, love, especially between Rue and chair. And don't forget some attempted reads in the workroom for that mini challenge, that also happened. Did it? I kind of blacked out. And let it snow. He Annie. It's ho, ho, ho on the runway this week with some slutty little Christmas looks. I love a little fur trimming, don't you? I do. You know it. Can you call up Rudolph? I need a ride. Rudolph. Okay, let's go. Thank you. I do. You know it. Can you call up Rudolph?

I need a ride.

Rudolph.

Okay, let's go.

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