I'm Ali Weiss, and on my podcast Tales of Taboo, I gather anonymous confessions from my

listeners around the world.

They've existed in elusive subcultures, ventured down the road less traveled, made serious

mistakes and achieved extraordinary victories.

These stories are raw, honest, even downright shocking sometimes, but always deliver the

most incredible life lessons.

Tales of Taboo is a unique exploration of why we're so afraid to be different.

It's quite frankly, it's a lot more fun on the dark side.

Listen to new episodes of Tales of Taboo every Monday, wherever you get your podcasts.

As we go on, we'll remember all the popular kids are still popular.

And though our picks may fall from our hair, and our cards may fall on the ground, whether

we can read or not, or if we are even drunk or not.

And I'm a wizard.

And a car hit me and then oops, I'm a doctor too.

One thing is for certain.

We're all gonna die.

Was that too long too much?

Honey, cut it.

One thing for certain.

Cut, that's a record.

That's a hit record.

My drag race contract won't allow me to release songs at this time, but we need to put

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