I'm Michael Knowles here to tell you that rules for retrogrades, the book and the show, are out now,

and you absolutely need to check it out before the thought police confiscate all of it and lock you away.

Rules for retrogrades out today. Counter-disruption, we're disrupting the plans of the radicals.

Everyone pick up a copy if you already have one.

And if you do have one, please leave a review in all the relevant places so that we get it in the hands of all the people that need it.

Rules for Retrogrades, rise!

Yaha! What's up, Parish Orans, retrogrades, coronavirus shut-ins, people of generally goodwill or mostly goodwill.

It's Tim and Dave, we haven't come to you with a live show in a bit of time, and so we thought we would tend to that today.

Man, the book is out.

Rules for retrogrades.

The counterattack is on.

The countermeasures are being publicized.

And we're excited to talk to you today about one more particular rule,

rule number five, and more than anything.

We are eager to take your questions

with special priority granted to super chats because we haven't been doing this lately so what's up

people how are you doing today you going to me here tim or are you just talking to the audience

in general hoping to drum up some questions?

Well, yeah, I mean, we wanted to talk about, uh, we did, uh, I think a, uh, a primer on rules for retrograde, rule number one, a few shows back.

We'd like to talk to you today about rules for retrograde rule number five, Reese's bell-m-m-est.

Laughter is war.

You know, here's the thing.

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