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r/Tifu "I Accidentally Broke Into a House, LOL WOOPS!"

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πŸ—“οΈ 16 July 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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r/Tifu In today's video, OP accidentally breaks into the wrong house! She was supposed to get into a certain house, but accidentally broke into the neighbor's house instead! So, when the home owner walked in the door, they both freaked out and OP attacked him with a sandwich! Find out what happened next in this silly r/Tifu post! And if you enjoy my content, be sure to check out my merch store at the link above!

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0:00.0

Welcome to R-Slash, today I have to up where a father accidentally lets his kid knock out the

0:06.8

school bully. Our next red-opposis from Odin's Beall. My son was born with a condition called

0:12.9

Pectus X-Covatum, and no offense to anyone with a condition, but it kind of sounds like a hairy

0:18.8

potter spell. In layman's terms, his chest is sunken in. His condition was so bad that he only had

0:26.2

two and a half inches between his sternum and his spine, and his heart and lungs were bruised because

0:33.4

of it. In December, he had surgery to correct it and they put two nickel bars in his chest to give

0:39.0

it space and train his bones to go correctly. About three weeks after his surgery, a kid punched him

0:46.0

and dislodged the top bar, and he had to have another surgery to put the bar back in place.

0:52.7

The kid has been through a lot. Well, the doctor cleared him for most activity last week.

0:58.9

Just no skateboarding or bike riding, but he could now lift his backpack and go hang out with

1:04.4

friends and play pickup non-contact sports. Unbeknownst to me, a kid in his class had been bullying him

1:12.0

all semester, and because my son was afraid of getting hit again, he just took it. Well,

1:18.3

the evening he was cleared, he came to me and said, Dad, I'm cleared now. A kid has been bullying

1:24.6

me and hitting me for months. Can I kick his butt? Well, my son isn't really a fighter. He

1:31.9

fought with his brothers, but never anyone else. And he's always gotten his butt kicked. So,

1:38.6

I just figured he was just talking. But this is the first time I'd heard about the bullying,

1:43.2

and I was concerned. I could tell he was distressed about the situation. So, I told him to knock

1:49.8

that little brat out. He just nodded and went to his room. Now, his older brother is a tough SOB.

1:59.1

He had a traumatic brain injury two years ago, and he missed a year of school, so he's in the same

2:04.8

grade and coincidentally takes the same class. I talked to him about it and told him to handle it,

2:10.0

but don't get in trouble. He told me that the kid walks in every day and punches my son in the

2:17.4

head. I asked him why he allowed that to happen, and he said he wanted his brother to get tough,

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