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r/TIFU By Buying from the US Military

rSlash

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 Surplus auction 7:01 Blow me 9:00 Comment 9:29 Kong 11:44 Comment 13:08 Aunts house Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.3

encounter with the United States military. Today I effed up by winning a government surplus auction. I get a break here because it

1:12.7

happened when I was 13 years old. I was a young wannabe photographer and I'd been researching the

1:18.3

cost of setting up my own dark room. It's a mostly lost art. You need an enlarger, film tanks,

1:24.2

chemicals, paper, and dozens of other pieces of equipment. Plus, you needed a light

1:29.1

proof room with decent ventilation. My parents were mostly supportive, if not mostly disinterested.

1:35.6

I was allowed to come and go as I please, and they were willing to let me use an unused bathroom at our

1:40.9

house to set up my erstwhile darkroom. I just never had enough money to do it,

1:45.7

so I used to have a rented dark room at a local studio that charged by the hour. My 15-year-old

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