r/Relationships I Got a Paternity Test on My 4 Kids and...

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🗓️ 20 March 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Relationships The main story of today's video is incredibly tragic. A father gets a paternity test for 1 of children, and discovers that she isn't his. So, he does paternity tests on his other 3 children, and the results are shocking. The wife's reaction is even worse, leaving OP to ask for advice from Reddit. If you like this video and want to see more, hit that subscribe button! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECuLJRWrLHA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to our slash relationship advice where a girl's boyfriend asks if his dad can check
0:45.2	her private parts. I'm a 22-year-old female and my 25-year-old male fiance wants his father to
0:51.9	check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married. My fiance proposed to me about eight months ago.
0:59.8	We decided on having a relatively small wedding, which is in two days. Everything was going great.
1:05.1	He seems absolutely perfect and we're very much in love. I'm a virgin and so is he. He wanted
1:10.9	to save it for marriage and I wasn't fuss, so I agreed to saving it. He's told me earlier that in
1:16.4	his family, the father checks the virginity of the bride the night before the wedding. I laughed
1:21.4	this off as it seriously sounds like a massive joke. No, turns out he was dead serious.
1:28.3	He wants me the night before to open my legs up in a small ceremony type thing so his dad can check
1:35.3	me while him, his brothers and uncle can watch so that they know I'm still pure.
1:43.1	I feel so awkward laughing at this because it's horrific, but it's also so ridiculous.
1:49.2	I told him fat chance I'm going to do that and he was begging me to go through with it and how
1:54.2	important it is for him. He said he knew it was slightly embarrassing for me, but his mom did and
2:00.4	it'll prove how much I love him and that I have nothing to hide anyway as I'm still a virgin.
2:06.3	I left and he was crying. It was very dramatic to be honest. I want to call off the whole wedding
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