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Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy? Oh, God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. Welcome to R slash relationships, where a guy's mom really wants to watch him pee. Our next Reddit post is from Odd Throwaway. I'm a 27-year-old woman, and I've been with my 26-year-old boyfriend for two years.

Our families are very close.

Both of our moms get along, and pretty much became best friends once we started dating.

I adore his mom, too.

We've had a genuine friendship since her son and I got together.

Let me start by saying that my boyfriend and his mom are pretty close, and they have a great relationship.

But since we started dating, she seems to be jealous of our relationship, and she seemed to start

copying me. My boyfriend bought me a beanie from our favorite local company, and suddenly,

she needed the same beanie. We went bikini shopping, and she bought the exact same bikini that I decided to buy.

My boyfriend bought me a camping ice chest, so she went out and bought the exact same one for herself.

Now she's looking to buy the exact same car as me that I bought for myself six months ago.

For reference, I bought a 4x4 off-roading SUV with full

towing capabilities because I go camping and ride dirt bikes quite a bit. She doesn't do any of that,

nor has a single use for any type of 4x4 car. Aside from the copying, she makes very weird,

inappropriate jokes. I said I wanted breakfast. She responded,

Don't you get enough sausage from my son? I say I'm tired and she says, maybe don't stay up so late

doing it. One time I made a comment about my boyfriend having big hands and she said,

You know what that means, right? Mama didn't raise no shrimpies. We were on a

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