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The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars. You're faced with

the McDonald's side mission. Do you, A, join the ever-growing

Q, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's?

Detouring to McDonald's. Start your side mission today.

Welcome to R-Slaughty Revenge, where O.P. feeds a food thief, her minstrel blood.

Our next Reddit post is from Talibu. At least twice a week, my homemade lunch would disappear from the fridge.

The thief had the decency not to take the box, which I found empty or almost empty every time.

I was new and quickly discovered by talking to my colleagues

that it was the work of a misogynistic jerk with whom I obviously didn't get along. He wasn't

new to this, but the management never did anything. Fine, I'm a petty person and I have time to spare.

I started bringing decoy lunches that I put in the

fridge, and I would eat a sandwich that didn't need to be refrigerated. After two weeks, I started

talking to everyone, including him, about this new wellness method I discovered, and I was following

to the letter. Oh, Jesus, collecting my menstrual blood to eat it. I even

show, God, I even showed a video on my phone where I was preparing the meal and emptying my

menstrual cup into it. I'm well aware of the severe risks associated with getting into contact with someone else's blood,

so rest assured this was not true at all. I just wanted to get him to believe it. It is possible,

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