r/Pettyrevenge A Karen Hoarded All The Toilet Paper, So I Got Revenge!
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🗓️ 25 March 2020
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| 0:39.6 | Welcome to our slash Petty Revenge where a Karen buys all the toilet paper in a supermarket |
| 0:45.3 | and gets a little dose of justice in the end. Okay, y'all, it's been a sucky week for me, |
| 0:50.8 | and I was just not having it anymore last night at the grocery store. I'm the ender through |
| 0:55.3 | the aisles buying my corona snacks, which I already ate, shocker, and I know I need toilet paper. |
| 1:01.3 | I hit up the toilet paper aisle and see 624 packs of shaman. I was stoked, in stock, and the good |
| 1:07.5 | stuff at that. There was a middle-aged Karen on the phone standing in front of the stack, so I |
| 1:12.5 | stupidly wait my turn to grab a pack. Boy was I wrong. The crazed poop paper hoarder proceeds to |
| 1:19.5 | look at me. Take all 6 packs, put them in her cart, and just roll the eff away with a smirk |
| 1:26.1 | on her face. I almost sh** myself. Good thing I didn't, because there was no toilet paper left. |
| 1:31.8 | Now, as I mentioned, the Karen was on the phone. She was complaining to someone about how this is |
| 1:36.8 | the second store she went to, and they better have baby wipes, because buttholes who don't have kids |
| 1:42.9 | shouldn't be buying baby wipes when people like, I need them. You guessed it. My asthmatic self |
| 1:49.9 | sprinted over to the baby aisle, all wheezing. I put all probably 20 something containers that were |
| 1:56.0 | left of wipes, even the ones on the very top of the shelf I had to climb for in my cart, and I waited. |
| 2:03.7 | Sure enough, toilet paper Karen comes strolling down the aisle. Looks at the shelves. I can see |
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