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r/Offmychest My Best Bud Married My Daughter (19 year age gap)

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🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 Daughter 1:45 Joey Diaz 3:20 Relationship troubles 5:12 Step mom 9:35 7 AM 10:59 Blame 12:48 Broken script Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.3

Welcome to R slash Off My Chest, where O.P.'s best friend marries his daughter.

0:36.3

Our next Reddit post is from Legal Ground.

0:39.9

My now former best friend since as far back as I could remember is a lawyer and he owns a big law firm. My oldest daughter, who's now 26, became a lawyer

0:45.6

herself and I got her an internship and eventually a job at my friend's law firm, which I now

0:51.7

heavily regret. My friend has been widowed for over a decade, but I didn't

0:56.1

think anything of it. After all, he was my best friend, and I thought that he would take a bullet for me,

1:01.6

and I would have done the same. And she was my daughter, whom he watched grow as a baby,

1:07.2

and actually came and visited us in the hospital when she was born. They eventually started dating, and I only found out after they got engaged last year.

1:16.6

I was effing pissed.

1:18.6

She was 25, and he was 54, and he was banging my daughter.

1:24.6

We all had a huge fight, and she moved in with him in his house. They got married

1:29.5

this past August and I, of course, wasn't invited to the wedding. I was his best man at his first

1:35.4

wedding and now he remarried my damn daughter. And now I just found out that she's pregnant

1:42.0

with his kid. I'm effing furious and hurt, but there isn't

1:46.1

anything I can do now. They're both adults and they're married now. I feel like an effing failure of a

1:51.3

father. I'm heavily considering disowning her and leaving her out of my will for this. I just need to

1:57.3

vent this out here. Oh man, this one stings. If I imagine my current friends now, marrying my daughter, who's four right now, so it wouldn't happen for decades, I would, I think I'd consider murder. Murdering my ex-friend? I would think about it. Our next Reddit post is from Joey Diaz. I share a name with a famous comedian. Because of that, I randomly get emails from strangers who think they're reaching out to him. I share a name with a famous comedian. Because of that, I randomly get emails from strangers

2:19.4

who think they're reaching out to him. I used to delete them without a second thought. One morning,

2:24.3

I woke up, half asleep, and for some reason, I replied to one. Just a short, hey, wrong person,

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