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r/MaliciousCompliance | "YOUR WINGS AREN'T HOT ENOUGH? HAVE SOME *REALLY HOT* WINGS THEN..."

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🗓️ 1 February 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0

What is going on, everyone, and welcome back to my channel. I hope you're all having an amazing day.

0:04.6

Now, today I've got for you some R-slash malicious compliance stories. If you've never heard of

0:08.7

this subreddit before, well, you're in for a tree, as I've got three fantastic stories for you,

0:13.4

starting off with this one, in which a number of men ask for the very hottest wing this bar

0:18.3

has, only to be hit with the very hottest wing this bar has,

0:22.1

which they can't handle. It will all make sense. Let's get into it. Is this the hottest wing

0:27.5

you have? I used to own a wing joint. Nothing fancy, but a good selection of wing flavors and

0:33.7

beer. Inevitably, we would have people come in and order the hottest wings I had. I like super spicy

0:40.1

foods, so these were pretty dang hot. Of those people, about 5 to 10% would always start the joke

0:46.9

or sarcastic conversation, these aren't that hot, can't you do better? Yuck, yuck, yuck. One of my best regulars, a dentist, who fancied himself a gardener,

0:57.6

decided to help us out and planted a ghost pepper bush at the time the hottest pepper in the world,

1:04.0

and he could bring us the bounty of his harvest. Now, he would intentionally underwater the bush

1:09.4

so the peppers would be as hot as they could be

1:12.3

When he would bring us the peppers I would grind them seeds and all into a nice pace which I would combine with our hottest sauce and

1:20.4

Keep to the side for when our spicy wing connoisseurs would show up and complain about the hot sauce not being hot enough

1:27.4

I would only serve them

1:29.0

one deathhead wing, it seemed a fitting name. I would make them wear gloves to eat it to prevent

1:34.3

capsaicin burns on their skin. I would specifically tell them about the heat they were about to get

1:39.4

into, trying to dissuade them from eating this culinary monstrosity.

1:44.6

By the time we got through all of this, every single person always now viewed this as an

1:49.8

insult to their manhood, never had a woman complain about heat, but would sometimes actually

1:54.6

ask if there was another level they could try, and they could not be stopped from eating this wing.

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