r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok"

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an unbearable entitled mother yells at a babysitter because the babysitter had the audacity to discipline her child. She screamed, "Do NOT parent my kids! You're not their mother!" LOL, sure thing lady. I guess that means the babysitter should just let the kids do whatever they want, right? So don't come crying to the babysitter when the kids absolutely destroy the house with paint and markers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:32.5	except for when I don't yesterday I took care of a four year old girl a two year old boy and a five month old boy
1:38.7	I was there yesterday and I know kids at this age have enough energy to make the world stop spinning and they tend to not listen
1:44.7	but man these kids were terrible no control themselves at all they got pain on my dress I was hit by glass cups and plates were
1:53.5	thrown at me plates covered in jelly the kids were purposefully coughing in my face and I had some spit on me I think
2:01.8	they were sick too needless to say my first thought was a shower and a hot meal I lost my cool and had to
2:09.0	issue timeouts and separate the kids when they fought I cleaned messes I shielded the infant I took toys and
2:15.8	TV away from the kids and didn't allow them to choose movies I record these events of the parents know what
2:20.8	happened I always try to keep a positive outlook every day I'm always smiling and being super nice to
2:27.1	everyone and asking how they are I do this and what the mom said to me when I first step into her house was
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