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appost is from I'm not alone. You are I have terrible neighbors. They like to get drunk and

fight. They'll fight anyone each other or even come after my kids or myself. Well, last night was

no exception. They were getting rowdy and hollering and I am so sick of it. They were throwing

stuff in the road, fighting in the middle of traffic, screaming and making a scene. I am not feeling

great. So I was in bed with the window open. I turned on my lamp, got up to the window to close it

and they saw me. Of course, that started a new round of yelling obscenities at me. I just shook

my head. The window was quite big and heavy and like I said, I wasn't feeling great. So it was

taking some time to close it. The woman yelled something along the lines of you enjoying the show.

Why don't you record this? Your security camera is not working. Why don't you call the cops if

you really want to see a show? I had no intention of involving myself. I just wanted to not hear

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