r/Maliciouscompliance Break Quarantine? Get Arrested!

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🗓️ 16 May 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP received very simple and clear instructions from his parents: Don't interfere with our Facebook stuff. So when OP's parents decide to protest the quarantine after they heard about an event on Facebook, OP decides to stay out of it. After all, he's supposed to stay out of their Facebook stuff, right? Well, his parents get arrested, and suddenly they change their mind and want their son's help again. Sorry, mom and dad, but I can't get involved in your Facebook stuff! If you like this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCxuRUIE78k Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.7	Welcome to our slash malicious compliance where a stupid boss gets his fingers chopped off.
0:45.9	I've been doing security for about 16 years now, and about 10 years ago, I was doing on-again
0:50.9	off-again shifts at a particular site, not relevant where. Anyway, I had a decent amount of annual
0:56.1	leave hours under my belt, so I decided to take a vacation in a city down the coast visiting a friend.
1:01.2	The understanding was that while I was on vacation, my annual leave hours would pay out as if I
1:05.6	were still working, but was 17% leave loading. Woo. So about halfway through my vacation, the day after
1:11.7	I'm due to get paid, I actually check my account, and the number is nowhere near what it should be.
1:17.9	I go, okay, maybe there are day late. Four days later, after I get home, no improvement.
1:24.8	So I ring up work and ask them what's the deal. What I get back is that when I'm on vacation,
1:29.6	annual leave pays out on my regular roster hours, but I wasn't getting regular roster hours,
1:35.2	so they were paying me for about one hour a day instead of eight. I said, uh, I went on vacation
1:43.0	to use up annual leave. They said, well, that's what the rules are. So I stopped taking vacations.
1:51.2	My annual leave hours built up and built up. The company doesn't like anyone holding a huge
1:57.9	number of annual leave hours because if someone decided to quit out of the blue, the payout would be
2:03.2	amazing. Saw one guy do this. He had enough hours to take a year off than he retired. So about six
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