r/IDontWorkHereLady | "I DON'T WORK HERE! *YOU DO!*"
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🗓️ 17 November 2024
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| 0:32.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome to R slash I Don't Work Here Lady. Now in today's first story, |
| 0:37.4 | a very entitled manager of a store thinks that a customer is |
| 0:40.9 | actually one of her staff, when in reality, the total opposite is the case. |
| 0:44.9 | Before we jump into that though, guys, if you are new around here, make sure to subscribe to my |
| 0:48.5 | channel for double daily Reddit content, stories like this throughout the month of December. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm trying to hit 600,000 subscribers by the |
| 0:55.3 | end of this horrible year. It would be an amazing gift to round off this truly tragic time in all of our |
| 1:00.4 | lives. And yeah, let's get there and let's get into the story. I don't work here. You work here. |
| 1:07.0 | Okay, so starting off, I was a promoter for a company with a wide range of products where I |
| 1:12.4 | promote their products in another company store. I'm usually near the front of the store |
| 1:16.6 | pitching whatever new products my company has to people as they pass by. So the amount of times |
| 1:22.2 | people come in and ask me for help is staggering, but most of the time I help because I usually know more |
| 1:28.7 | or less where everything in the store is, or I know where to find someone who does, except for |
| 1:34.0 | when I have to promote at a hardware store because them chunky boys are huge and full of things |
| 1:39.3 | I have no clue about. So anyway, on to the story. I'm standing in front of the brushware and cleaning section, |
| 1:45.3 | promoting a spin bucket mop when a manager walks up to me with this confused-looking old man |
| 1:50.6 | trailing behind. The manager says to me, where is the laminate floor cleaner? Sorry, I have no clue. |
| 1:57.3 | I was there for only a week, so I really had no clue. What do you mean you don't know? |
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