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What is going on everyone? Welcome back to my channel. I hope you're all doing well.

Today, as you can see, I'm in my towel again. Not entirely sure why but you know it's a free country I can do what I like so why not? If you do enjoy some towel banter and you happen to be new around here why not hit that subscribe button.

Anyway, let's get into this insane, I don't work here lady's story.

I accidentally impersonated a police officer.

So a while back I was coming home from a Halloween party.

I'd gone in a police officer costume for no reason other than they let me keep the

costume when I played a police officer in a safety video at work.

So I didn't have to spend any money to go to the party.

Plus, it was very high quality, convincing and realistic.

A network TV show had donated some old costumes since we do a lot of charity work with kids.

I'd had a few too many and by the time I'd left the party, I couldn't really tell you what

I was dressed as, or where I was coming from, or where I was headed.

I was just on autopilot, stumbling back to the bus stop to home.

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