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Welcome to R-Slash. I don't work here, lady. We're unentitled Karen. Almost gets OP arrested.

I got stopped at Target yesterday due to the color of shirt I was wearing, except it wasn't red.

Oh no, that's too easy. So I stopped at the local bond tarage before picking up a child from school

because, well, shopping is easy without a seven-year-old in tow, but I digress. I needed to grab

a few things, and as I'm browsing the epidermis cleansing gelatin, two guys between the ages of 18

to 30 walked up to me and got my attention. Hey man, you think you could help us out real quick?

Me, about to sniff the elder-spice gel, uh, I guess. So my Honda is making a funky noise,

and the muffler sounds like it needs tightening. I stare at them, confused. And the fluid

seemed to leak from under the hood. Yeah, they do. Thank you could help us out.

What are you asking me to do? Call a tow shop? No, can you come take a look at the car?

You could probably figure the problem out quicker than us. I don't work here, guys. Sorry.

We know. You work at O'Reilly's. What? No, I certainly don't. You're wearing their green shirt.

I look down at my dark sage green pillow. Okay, I'm wearing green. O'Reilly's doesn't own the

color green. I don't work there. Oh, we were looking for car parts here and saw a green,

and thought you worked there. You're looking for car parts at Target?

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