r/F-youkaren Evil Karen Wants to Ban All Dogs!

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/F-youkaren In today's episode, an entitled Karen counts all the dogs who walk in front of her house and immediately decides that there are too many dogs in the world! How DARE people walk their dogs on the sidewalk?! Don't they know that dogs destroy concrete? Karen calls for all dogs to be banned so they can protect their precious concrete. WTF? Since when do dogs hurt concrete?

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash FU Karen, where a Karen expects people to give her $60,000 so she can have her dream wedding.
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1:14.3	To the individual who stole the bike previously here, if you have a shred of decency,
1:20.2	you will return it with a new lock and re-evaluate your life choices. And then, beneath that,
1:26.0	another sign is posted. Hey, Bozo, it's illegal to lock your bike to a handicap poll.
1:32.0	Check with the city for your bike. They probably removed it so it wouldn't block a wheelchair
1:37.0	accessible van. On this next post, this is a handwritten note that's taped to a handicap sign
1:42.5	next to a street. Also, the ultimate troll move would be to return the bike with a new lock,
1:49.0	which of course would mean that the Karen in this story wouldn't be able to get to it because
1:52.9	it's locked again. So how is she gonna unlock it? Posted the Facebook. Oh my god.
1:59.1	Sidewalks. This morning, between 9 and 10am, I counted no less than 15 dogs plus owners walking
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