r/EntitledParents | "YOU HAVE A PET SNAKE!? I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE TO THE GROUND!"
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🗓️ 26 May 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Karen neighbor threatens to burn down my house because of my pets. Hello all. Welcome to another |
| 0:07.1 | crazy Karen story. To start this off, I have some unconventional pets, tarantulas, snakes, a spoiled mouse, |
| 0:14.6 | and some conventional pets, cats and dogs. As such, I've gotten a lot of pushback from entitled |
| 0:19.8 | people. However, this last interaction takes the cake. |
| 0:23.6 | I was out walking one of my dogs when I heard screaming coming from a few houses down. |
| 0:27.6 | When I got closer, I found out it was my new neighbor screaming at Ray, one of the pest control guys. |
| 0:33.6 | This woman is a shorter Hispanic woman, with with short brightly colored hair. Spit was practically |
| 0:39.1 | flying from her mouth. A young, bored-looking boy stood in the doorway of the house. When Ray sees me, |
| 0:45.3 | he waves me over quickly. Look, OP here can tell you we're just walking around the house to do pest |
| 0:50.7 | control. We are hired by the homeowners association. Ray practically sobs. |
| 0:55.7 | I say to the woman, Hi, Ray really does work for the HOA as pest management. However, if you don't |
| 1:02.1 | feel comfortable with Ray or his company being around your house, you can just tell him to mark you down as a skip. |
| 1:08.1 | I shrug, understanding not everyone is comfortable with people walking around their |
| 1:11.7 | homes. Yes, the woman replied, I don't want these people walking around my house. My sweet baby was |
| 1:17.8 | playing outside and he scared him. Ray looked so relieved for a split second. Yes, miss, we can |
| 1:24.8 | certainly put you on the skip list. Or even there's a partial skip like OP does, |
| 1:29.3 | right offers. A partial skip? Karen asked, confused. Yeah, I have some exotic pets that are |
| 1:36.0 | sensitive to the spray they use, so they skip the window to their room, I told her with a smile. |
| 1:41.4 | Exotic pets? The boy says, peeking up. I smiled, going into full teacher mode. |
| 1:47.4 | I explained that I have many different kinds of pets. I told them that I take in a lot of specialty |
| 1:52.0 | pets people buy before doing the research on. Or, since COVID hit, I've been getting a lot of |
| 1:57.8 | animals from people who have moved back in with their parents and couldn't take the animals with them |
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