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Welcome to our Slash Entitled Parents, where an entitled mother tries to drown a child in a swimming pool.

This isn't something that happened to me. It's a story my professor told us happened to him.

I think this is a true story, but then again, I wasn't there, so I'll let Reddit be the judge of

that. I thought it belongs here. I hope to do this story justice. When my professor was in high school,

he worked summers as a lifeguard to earn some cash. He has many interesting stories from his time as

a lifeguard, because many interesting people apparently attend public schools. This pool was divided

in half by a lap lane. On the top half of the pool was the shallowest with a set of stairs for

the kiddies. On the bottom half was a small slide that emptied out into the deep end. In hindsight,

this was probably a bad design because it meant the kids would constantly swim through the lap

lane to get to the slide and back again. Now, there was this one lady who would frequent the pool.

She would always bring a snorkel and flippers and swim the lap lane, as any sane person would do.

It's the peak of summer, and the pool is full of kids and their families doing his kids do.

Racing each other across the pool, seeing you can hold her breath the longest,

flinging water at each other, etc. Along came Karen. Waddling over in her flippers, snorkel

pees dangling out of her mouth. She jumped into the pool and began to swim her laps, with her flippers

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