r/Confessions I'm Stalking a Child

rSlash

rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:10 Grand larceny 3:12 Faked pregnant 5:23 Clapton 7:23 Comment 8:22 Coke 10:45 Comment 11:08 Car accident 12:28 Comment 13:33 Money Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:32.7	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
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1:00.1	Welcome to R slash Confessions, where OP commits grand larceny at work and steals about
1:06.1	$20,000.
1:08.1	Our next Reddit post is from Psychological Log.
1:10.5	23 years ago, I was an assistant manager at a small chain clothing store in the mall.
1:15.3	I made $11 an hour, lived on my own, and I was so poor that I had to eat dinner from food court
1:21.9	handouts when the mall closed each night. One morning, I show up to open the store and some
1:27.4	weird old dude was waiting
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