R@cist Karen Accuses my NEPHEW of STEALING MY CAR because of his SKIN COLOR
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🗓️ 5 October 2022
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen tries to accuse my nephew of trying to steal my own car in my driveway, |
| 0:06.0 | and I honestly could not be more upset. Here's what happened. First, a little bit of context beforehand. |
| 0:11.6 | My sister has an adopted son by the name of Jason. He's one of the nicest kids I've ever met, |
| 0:17.1 | and I am proud to call myself his uncle. While my sister and I are mixed, my dad being white, |
| 0:22.4 | my nephew is dark-skinned and looks nothing like us, and sadly enough, this will be important later. |
| 0:28.0 | Now, to mention my car, I own a 2020 Mazda MX-5 Miata. I managed to buy a brand new one thanks to |
| 0:34.6 | being financially well off at the time, so this story takes place last summer. Jason was younger |
| 0:40.0 | when this took place. My sister came to visit and brought Jason with her. At the time, Jason was |
| 0:45.2 | outside on the porch talking to his friends, and asked if it was cool if he could check out my car. |
| 0:50.4 | I had no objections since I knew he'd be responsible, and I could obviously trust him around it. |
| 0:55.2 | Now, I wasn't here for this part since I was inside the house at the time, but my nephew tells |
| 1:00.2 | me while he was checking it out. This kid comes around and starts gawking at the car. He goes up to |
| 1:05.8 | Jason and asks him about the car, but Jason doesn't know anything about cars, so he said that he |
| 1:11.0 | didn't really know anything about it, and told him to come back later when I was outside, and maybe |
| 1:15.6 | I could tell him about the car. The kid says okay and just runs off. This is where I come into the |
| 1:21.1 | story. Since I heard what sounded like frantic pounding on my door, I opened it up, and there |
| 1:26.4 | stands the entitled Karen and her kid. She looks at me and says, there is this car in the driveway. |
| 1:32.7 | I responded that yes it is. She then says, well, I caught this young man trying to steal it, |
| 1:39.2 | and after she says this, she points right at Jason, and at this point I started to realize what |
| 1:44.8 | was happening. I looked at her and said, oh no ma'am, I think you're misunderstanding. That's my nephew. |
| 1:50.2 | He was just looking at my car. This Karen says in a slightly shocked but condescending tone, |
| 1:55.5 | this is your nephew. I tell her that it is, and right around when she said this, my sister heard |
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