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r/Choosingbeggars Why is Slavery Illegal?!? 😒😭

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4.9 β€’ 10.9K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a business owner gets on Facebook to whine about his employees expecting a paycheck for their hard work. Can you believe how selfish those employees are? What kind of terrible person expects money for work?! The business owner wishes he could find some employees who would just work for free, forever. Wouldn't that be nice? If you like this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_xUGe2U72w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:39.6

Welcome to our slash-choosing beggars, where a CEO complains that slavery is illegal.

0:45.3

Where's my effing government check? What the F will a thousand do?

0:50.6

Buy me ultra-patterned sharman so my squeaky clean butt can stay nice and dry,

0:56.4

while I'm drowning in tears from effing boredom. Jesus effing Christ on a bike.

1:02.8

The government can keep their lose change. It's time that my friends and family step up to the

1:08.0

plate and offer me something that will carry me through this time. Please comment your donation

1:13.4

amounts and whether you're paying me cash, check, Venmo, etc. No donations lower than $50 for ease

1:21.4

of consolidation. I'll give you $350 cash. Call me at this phone number.

1:27.2

Lol, you gave me a strip club's phone number. Yes, I did. Now you can apply because that's how

1:33.3

much strippers make a night. Go eff yourself and shove a chewed wet corn on the cob up your

1:39.0

butt hole. Man, $350 per night. Am I in a wrong profession? Selling Griller's case for $150.

1:47.1

Is this still available? I would pay $80 cash today if you could deliver to New West.

1:53.5

You want me to knock off $70 and drive to New West in the middle of a pandemic? Hard pass.

2:00.4

You're scared to drive your own car. Lol, hard pass for being an idiot and a twat. Good luck,

2:08.3

I can see why they're still for sale. Lol. On this next post, this choosing

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