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r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Wife, DO AS I ASK, WHEN I ASK!

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🗓️ 26 March 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars This choosing beggar is a simple man with simple needs. All he wants is a beautiful 10/10 super model wife who makes lots of money, and who will do whatever he wants, when he wants. Is that really too much to ask!?!? WHY ARE WOMEN SO PICKY??? Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjaFXQ7uBl4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6

Welcome to our slashtusing beggars where free is way too expensive.

0:44.4

Important context on this next one, OP used to go to rehab and he gets a message from an

0:49.1

old acquaintance who was also in rehab. Hi, how are you? I'm blank. I'm living with both my sons

0:56.3

and our electricity wish-head off. Can you help us in any way? I know who you are.

1:02.1

Okay, can you help me in my sons? Who's your electric company? Peco? Call their number. I've

1:08.5

done this with central Hudson before and ask for a bill pay extension. Also, I think it's illegal

1:13.4

to shut off electricity in the coldest months. Well, they did. What's their number in your address?

1:19.3

I'll make a complaint as a cop. Huh, no, that's okay. Call the police then, because it's illegal for

1:25.3

them to do that whether you pay or not. Do you just need money for something else? I wouldn't want

1:30.6

your sons in the cold. I got a son now and watching him be cold sucks. Well, they said unless I pay

1:37.2

$87, I'm beat. Can I get your account number? I'll pay that via phone call. I called and tried to

1:43.9

pay your bill, but they couldn't let me know what your account balance is unless I have your address

1:48.2

or account number. So I tried. Send me $87 and I'll pay and send you the receipt.

1:55.5

Diskeppin down in the comments is what we were all thinking. This is textbook how an addict asks

2:00.6

for money. Manufactures emergency of urgent need. Needs medicine, food, is freezing, etc.

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