r/Choosingbeggars Seeking New iPhone, New TV... YOU Must Pay!

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🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars The logic of today's choosing beggar is pretty straightforward: They want a new phone and new tv; therefore, some stranger should feel obligated to buy it for them... AND deliver it to their house. As you might expect, the choosing beggar gets some pretty ridiculous responses from people in the comments! If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GexI8xzFWc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to our slash-choosing beggars where a lady gets handed free money and think it's angry
0:44.8	about it. On this next post, Opie's friend accidentally sent money to the wrong number.
0:50.0	Hello, I accidentally sent you money. I guess Merry Christmas. Hope it helps you out.
0:55.5	I don't have money for food and to pay my bills. I need $35.00. Thank you. Take your $35.00 back.
1:04.5	True story. I had a lady call our clinic today saying she needed to be treated for the coronavirus
1:09.8	because she traveled through LAX and happened to be near some Chinese people. She proceeded to
1:15.9	berate my medical assistant when my medical assistant informed her we had no tests for the virus,
1:20.9	but that if she's having signs and symptoms, she would be best to go to the local emergency
1:25.1	department. Plot twist. She had no insurance and wanted us to see her at no cost.
1:31.6	Ultimately, the conversation ended poorly with the lady calling back and leaving a voicemail
1:36.0	that she'll be coming in in the morning to... dim-man to talk to the manager. I'm super pumped for
1:42.0	her to be greeted by my Asian face. This lady doesn't have the coronavirus. This lady has the
1:48.6	carino virus. On this next post, OP makes and sells candles. Is this still available? Yes.
1:55.3	Where are you located? Blacksburg. Same. What's the least you'll take for them? Seven dollars?
2:01.6	You want to pay seven for all of them? My kids sick with the stomach bug and I'll have to take
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