r/Choosingbeggars "PAY ME $600,000 TO DATE ME!"

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🗓️ 2 July 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars This stuck-up choosing beggars views the guy she's dating as an infinite bank account. If you want to date this woman, you have to fork over $600,000! WTF??? This is the most expensive date in history! Why on earth would anybody pay somebody that kind of money just to go on some dates with her? If you enjoy this choosing beggars video, subscribe to my channel!

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0:39.7	Welcome to our Slash Choosing Beggars. We're a couple of entitled Choosing Beggars
0:44.7	miss their flight because they can't follow simple instructions. Our first Reddit
0:49.5	post is from Yuri Bot. And this monstrosity is a resume. Megan Blank authorised to work in the
0:58.6	US of A. Yes, she actually wrote US of A instead of USA. Willing to work three to five days a week
1:08.5	very dependable must be off by 330 every day. And the earliest I'm willing to work is 10 AM.
1:18.9	Cannot work with mayonnaise. It grosses me out. And that's it. That's the whole resume.
1:29.0	Our next Reddit post is from Speedy's Knees. Hey, I'm Emily and I currently go to Blank.
1:35.2	I am struggling a lot in English at the moment and I am trying to find a tutor that can help me with
1:40.9	my assignments. I am in year 11 and live in Blank, but I am happy to do tutoring in the library at
1:47.5	school. I would love to meet you as soon as you can. Hi, Emily. Thank you for the message,
1:54.0	smiley face. I'm available for tutoring on Monday and Wednesday afternoons,
1:58.1	meeting at Blank or weekends can meet either at your house or the Blank library. Let me know what
2:03.3	suits you best. I would like to do it at school. My friend Ash and I both wanted to do it, so would
2:10.2	you be able to do both of us for the same price at the same time? No problem. I can't do two for
2:17.0	the price of one because it will mean extra work for me. But I can give you a discount if you'd both
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