r/Choosingbeggars "I DESERVE YOUR TV BECAUSE I HAVE SUPERIOR SPERM!"

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have the world's MOST INSECURE choosing beggar. I'm not even exaggerating -- this guy absolutely flips out because OP implies that he doesn't know what he's talking about. He goes on and on about how amazing, rich, and successful he is. He even spends some time bragging about his amazing sperm. It's like... "Buddy, what does any of this have to do with a TV?"

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where the world's most insecure guy talks about
0:09.0	how great his sperm is. This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever thought about
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1:16.6	Hey everyone! As you know, my birthday is this month, and I would love it if you could all
1:22.1	come together and get me a group gift. If you could maybe pay for my mom's trip too, that would be great.
1:29.0	She's helped me so much this year. I'd like to give back to her also. She doesn't have that much
1:34.8	money now. The trip is about $18,000 per person, so roughly $3,600. Also, if you could maybe
1:43.5	send us gift cards for food, souvenirs, and help us pay for plain tickets, it would help a lot.
1:49.2	Also, an update. I finally have a part-time job working at Rizzo's 8 hours a week,
1:55.6	but I need a car, or I may have to quit. Does anyone have a car they're not using that I can have?
2:01.9	Thank you so much! And then this choosing beggar supplies the link to a 14-day cruise to Alaska.
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