r/Choosingbeggars "Guests Must PAY ME To Attend My Wedding!"

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a completely entitled bridezilla who posts a long list of bizarre rule for her guests. Rules include "you must pay the bride to attend the wedding" and "you must not speak to the bride at any time." We've also got a delusional writer who thinks that she's written the next Twilight about a princess who really wants to passionately hug a vampire, but she can't because of politics. Exciting!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:04.1	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where we get a chance to read Karen's hot,
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0:52.1	podcasts. Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos
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1:20.4	influencer. Hey, hey, fam! Y'all already know that every year for my birthday and June,
1:25.2	I do an awesome photo shoot. This year, I want to make it a little different. We always expect to
1:31.8	receive love and gifts on our birthdays. But this time, that's exactly what I want to give back.
1:38.4	You guys have always loved and supported both my partner and I throughout my business journey,
1:42.9	and now I'm paying it forward. I'd like to wear and promote Kenyan brands and business for my
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1:55.6	brands and people I'll partner with. I.e. no charges. Only I get to keep the items that I like,
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