r/Choosingbeggars BUY MY THONG FOR $1000!

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🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars Gentlemen, are you ready for the deal of a lifetime! This bride wants you to pay for her expensive wedding, so she's created an exclusive donation tier package! For the low price of $1,000, you can purchase her bridal thong! And great news: there are even more expensive tiers than that! What other fantastic awards can this woman possibly offer? If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-read it.
0:03.9	Today's sub-read it is R-Slash Choosing Beggars where a Choosing Beggar gets upset because
0:08.3	OP didn't sell her a magical sword. Today's episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
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1:31.0	$60? No. F you then. Crime a river. No thank you. Girl, at least I don't have to draw in my eyebrows.
1:40.1	The F. At least I have a fridge. Much like the refrigerator that this choosing beggar can't afford to buy,
1:48.4	that's cold. For context on this next post, OPS is asking for someone to build them video game assets,
1:54.1	not an actual taco shop. Job posting, hiring a voluntary builder and
1:58.8	scripture. The job, I need to build her with experience to help build a taco shop. I also need
2:04.1	a scripture to script UIs, drink machines, menus, hand-to-systems, etc. This job is voluntary,
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