r/Choosingbeggars "BUY ME BUTT IMPLANTS!"

rSlash

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a photographer who specializes in taking ~adult~ photographs for her clients. OP gets a new girl as a potential client, and this client actually asks OP to pay for butt implant surgery so she can have a bigger butt for the photoshoot. And the crazy thing is that she expects the surgery to happen THE SAME DAY as the photoshoot. What reality are these choosing beggars living in? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash choosing beggars, where someone expects OP to pay for their butt surgery.
0:10.0	Today's episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Burnout is a real problem in the world of content
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1:30.9	game, all the same art style of course. And I've got a description of the characters, but I need
1:36.7	someone dedicated who won't just give up after like five minutes and take a break for like a day.
1:41.9	It pisses me off. No sleep until you feel you've achieved something at least. Do you know?
1:47.0	Anyone? Effing hell! You'll get credited as well, so don't be a dickhead. Imagine I've been
1:54.6	coding this whole game, but I'm off lead drawing, so I can't put the characters in. But cool, whatever.
2:01.4	Cheers for the Effing Help. I don't care if I ping you guys. You all are snakes. Someone
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