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r/Bestof I Think My Dad is a Cannibal

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Illegal meat 9:34 Pregnancy 11:56 Sublease Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So my dad has always been kind of a strange guy, but I never really noticed. I was used to it,

0:44.9

and that's just who he is. He isn't mean, just doesn't talk much, very busy with work,

0:50.0

and doesn't seem to be interested in anyone's life, that kind of thing. When I was a kid, gradually, our relatives stopped visiting.

0:57.6

My dad wasn't in contact with his family, but my mom's family used to be around a lot.

1:02.6

Then they stopped coming.

1:04.5

I remember hearing my mom fighting with her parents a couple of times.

1:08.3

I gathered that they didn't like my dad.

1:10.7

I haven't seen my cousins in years.

1:12.7

We used to be closest kids. I was never one for social media, but recently I reactivated my

1:18.5

Facebook and decided to look up some of my relatives on a whim. I messaged my 18-year-old girl

1:23.4

cousin that I'm closest to, also my aunt, who's 40. My cousin didn't seem to know why we hadn't

1:28.7

seen each other in so long, but my aunt said that I should ask my mom. My aunt said,

1:33.8

it's not the sort of thing that you should hear from me. Mind you, I'd always ask my mom before a few

1:39.0

times. She always said that her family was too busy to visit. I was really confused,

1:43.9

and we ended up having a long conversation yesterday.

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