r/AskReddit | What's The Most BRUTAL ROAST You've Ever Seen!?
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🗓️ 16 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome back to my channel. I hope you're all having an amazing day. |
| 0:04.2 | Now in today's video I've got for you a fantastic question from R slash Ask Redits. As you can tell from the title, it is the following. People who have posted on R slash Roast Me and regretted it, what was the comment that destroyed you? For those of you that don't know, R slash roast me is an incredible subreddit where people, just like you and me, put their photos on the internet, on the subreddit, and ask other Reddors to just roast the heck out of them, give them any insult, any funny comment that they can think of, just make them feel terrible for the pleasure of everyone else. It's very fun and it's something that I've actually done myself. I don't know if you guys know those of you that have been around for a while will though |
| 0:39.1 | You remember what was it about a year ago? I posted my own lovely |
| 0:43.3 | debatable face on our slash roast me and said roast me to the internet and they did just that |
| 0:48.8 | Now if you haven't seen that video I made an entire video about it going through the top comments the harshest comments comments, the funniest comments, just roasting the absolute butt out of me. Check that out up here before we go through this video. You know what though? Here's the photo on screen, and I'm going to show you just a couple of the comments that were left that I really enjoyed before we get into the arse Reddit video. I mean, this one's just great. Your face is the reason the monkey on your wall is covering his eyes. It's great. Just destroy me. I mean, you can't actually see the monkey anymore, but it's still there. I've just changed the camera and the angle, but it's still on the wall. Still covering its eyes. Feels bad. And then we have this one. You look like a bootleg horrific version of Ryan Reynolds. I said that as a compliment, I'm not going to lie because he's a good looking lad, Ryan Reddolls. And, you know, if I'm in the conversation with him, I think I'm doing okay. What do you think of that one there, guys? Do I look like him? Bootleg, horrific. I kind of see it. And then the final one, um, which is just probably the deepest. You look pathetic. You could drop a soap in prison and no one would touch you. |
| 1:44.7 | Okay, let's get into the video. the deepest, you look pathetic, you could drop a soap in prison and no one would touch you. |
| 1:52.0 | Okay, let's get into the video. I'm from India. I posted when I was in my second year of engineering. |
| 1:56.7 | Someone commented that I shouldn't be wasting time on engineering as I'll end up in tech support. |
| 2:18.6 | I graduated last year and guess what? I'm working as a tech support specialist, FML. So you're telling me that not only was the Rose Fantastic, they actually predicted your future work. Incredible scenes. I love Reddit. My dumbass posted on there thinking it would be funny and I got my pride completely curbstombed. I think the best comment I got was, you look like a Muppet designed to teach children about lesbians. Yeah, I mean, that is the issue. You can post on |
| 2:22.9 | there thinking it's going to be a good laugh and you're going to get some funny comments and then |
| 2:26.3 | get absolutely abused. There's really no line. It's just up to the Redditors. What they decide to do, |
| 2:31.1 | yeah, you're stuck with. I bet they use that septum ring to pull you away from the buffet lines. |
| 2:36.7 | Oh, okay. |
| 2:38.6 | A wait joke. |
| 2:40.2 | Goodness. |
| 2:41.1 | I posted on an old account years ago, and the only comment I got was, no. |
| 2:46.5 | So you're telling me, you were too ugly even to be roasted. |
| 2:49.9 | Wow. |
| 2:52.6 | Someone telling me I should shave my beard because it looked terrible, despite everyone who had seen me with and without a beard |
| 2:57.4 | saying it looked grey and really suited me. I relay this to the commenter and he responded, |
| 3:03.1 | well, how bad is your bare face for them to say that then? A double roast. |
| 3:08.1 | Wow. |
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