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Welcome to R-slash, Am I the Devil, where OP kidnaps two small children.

Am I the butthole for fake kidnapping my friend's kids?

So my friend of about 20 years is mad at me and calling me

cruel and a butthole. She got upset after I fake kidnapped her two young kids. Now, I know it

sounds harsh so far, but the reason I did it was to finally get through her head the dangers

of leaving her kids home alone when she goes out.

On top of all the dangers, she just recently split up with her husband, and they're currently going through a custody battle. The kids live with her, but the dad is fighting to get them to live

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