r/AmITheA**hole I Just Found Out I Have an 19-Year-Old Daughter

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP finds out that he has an adult daughter from an old relationship with his ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend recently passed away, so the daughter sought out OP to try to build a relationship with him. But here's the catch: the ex told the daughter that OP abandoned her, when in reality OP had no idea that the ex was even pregnant. The ex lied to OP! After OP told his daughter the truth, the ex's family is upset that the dead mother is revealed to be a liar. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash and my The Butthole, where OP discovers that he has a 19-year-old
0:09.6	daughter that he doesn't know about. This podcast is supported by Anchor FM.
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0:51.6	podcasts. Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos
0:58.7	on YouTube, and I firmly believe that video content helped my channel succeed. If you're thinking
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1:14.2	your first video podcasts for free. Am I the butthole for holding a text that I read by snooping
1:20.3	against my dad and stepmom for six years now? When I was 13, I was using my dad's phone,
1:26.1	and I was dumb and very clearly wrong when I opened a text that popped up for my stepmom.
1:31.1	She was a few months pregnant at the time. A few texts up, I saw that my dad is into text saying,
1:36.4	Alice, that's OP's mom, is being a beward again. I'm so glad I get to have a baby with someone I
1:43.8	actually love, to which my stepmom replied, and I can't wait to have a kid without her awful
1:50.8	jeans mixed in, which my dad found very funny based on his response. The reason I remember these
1:57.2	texts so clearly is because I sent a copy of them to my mom. I knew that my dad and mom hated each
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