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mother-in-law that I want to passionately hug her son? So I'm a 28 year old woman, and my husband,

who's 31, had to spend two months in a different state for work. He came back nine days ago.

I am obviously thrilled that he's back, and I've missed him a lot. I was hoping that we would be

able to spend some time together, just the two of us. However, his mom came over when he was supposed

to come home. I was slightly annoyed, but I know she was just excited for her son to be back.

However, she never left. Like, I was ready to deal with her being there for a day or two,

not nine days. Since my mother-in-law has been around for nine days, my husband and I haven't had

a second of a loan time together. My mother-in-law insists on staying with us instead of at a hotel.

For the record, she lives one hour away. The guest room is right next to ours, and the walls are thin.

When the two of us go out, she comes with us. Or she makes one of us stay with her because otherwise,

we would be bad hosts. She follows us around the house constantly. We want to cuddle and watch

movies, and there she is, sitting in the armchair. We want to go to a romantic restaurant. Well,

better make it a table for three. We even left her in the living room to go chat in our room,

and she followed us. Earlier today, I just asked her to leave, even though both of us have been

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