r/AmITheA**hole for Accidentally Giving My Cousin $50,000?

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🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a tradition with his family where he gives them lottery tickets every Christmas. This year, his cousin's ticket was a winner and he won an whopping $50,000. As soon as OP's wife found out about this, she immediately told OP to ask for the winning ticket back, saying that they need $50,000 more than the cousin does. OP refuses, so she calls flips out and gives him the silent treatment as punishment. Is OP the butthole here?

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1:12.8	Am I the butthole for giving my cousin $50,000 against my wife's wishes? I had a belated
1:18.5	Christmas gathering last week with my extended family. The custom for this event is that we
1:22.9	exchange stocking stuffers, nothing over 10 bucks. Ever since we've had this gathering,
1:27.8	I've always bought scratch-off lottery tickets for all the adults. As you would expect,
1:32.4	they're almost always trash. But every year we have a few hit for an extra ticket,
1:37.6	$2, $5, or even $10. One year my uncle's ticket hit for 50 bucks, and everyone went crazy.
1:45.5	It's always a good time. So this year, my 23 year old cousin goes nuts. He holds up his ticket
1:53.2	and claims that it just hit for the max jackpot. $50,000. Everyone rushes over. A couple of my
2:01.0	uncles verify, and yep, this kid just won $50,000. I was effing a laded. I scooped him up in a big
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