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Welcome to our slash Am I the Butthole,

where an entitled bride asserts that black people are only allowed to get married to other black people.

Am I the butthole for ditching my assigned bridesmaid at a wedding for one who's younger and a different races me?

I ended up leaving the wedding party.

One of my good friends from college, Tom, is getting married to his wife Liz,

and they asked me to be one of the groomsmen.

I was honored.

I haven't seen Tom in a while because I live across the country.

When I arrived in Tom's city, I was assigned a bridesmaid, Kelly.

Now, Kelly is a lovely woman.

However, I think that we were only assigned each other because we're both black.

Liz starts telling me that we're both single and perfect for each other,

but there was nothing to indicate that at all besides us both being black.

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