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Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole, where Opie gets robbed by her own mother.

Will I be the butthole if I called the police on my mom for robbing me? Today, my mom came to watch the kids while I had a chemotherapy appointment at the hospital. She quickly left after I got back.

I would have liked her to stay for a while because I'm not at my best, but at least my kids had

supervision when I needed it. The problem is when I got home,

my daughter was hungry. I'm not sure if she wasn't fed lunch or just hungry like usual.

She kept looking in the fridge over and over. I went to help her get a snack because I'd stocked

the fridge yesterday with a lot of groceries, including easy-to-eep prepared foods. Every single

thing is gone. My mom must have bagged up all my groceries and took them home. I don't even have milk or apple juice for my kids. I've called her several times and she isn't picking up. I called my brother, who doesn't live with her, and he said that he would speak to her and get back to me. He's pissed. Should I call

the police? I'm really thinking about it because it's several hundred dollars of groceries I needed

for the week, and being so close to Christmas, it's hard financially to replace it. Guys, what's worse?

Stealing from your own daughter, or stealing from a chemotherapy patient. Or hey, both at the same time.

O.P., you get zero out of five buttholes. Your mom, what the hell is wrong with her, gets four out of

five buttholes. You know, come to think of it, she's stealing from her grandchildren too.

What's wrong with this grinch? You know, actually, come to think of it,

that is a plot point in how the Grinch stole Christmas. He steals all the food and he takes the ice

out of the ice cube trays. So yeah, your mom's a Grinch. Am I the butthole for leaving my friend's

wedding dress shopping trip early after finding out at the dinner

table that I wasn't a bridesmaid. So I'm a 32-year-old woman, and I've known this friend who's 32

since middle school. Let's call her Fran. We've drifted a bit over the years. Life, distance,

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