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Now our first story comes from Benefits of Interstasy. I the arseal, Dad's girlfriend gets nothing.

My 36 female dad was always mean, bad tempered, abusive, bullied anyone who would stand for

it, which unfortunately included Mum, who was completely culled by the time my brother

and I were old enough to get out of Dodge.

Our homes were always open to her, to him, not so much.

The last year he surpassed himself, after a heart attack, mum devotedly nursed him through.

He decided he'd never really lived, threw mum out the house they owned in joint names.

She came to me and we were glad to have her,

and moved in a girl known in the family as Dad's Bimbo. Never held a job, no qualifications

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