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scummelaware.com. Welcome to R-slash, Am I the butthole where OP wins four million smackaroos

in the lottery. Am I the butthole for not giving my parents half of my lottery winnings? I won

approximately four million pounds earlier this

year from the lotto. Currently, the money is diversified into several index funds. I was planning on giving

my parents 750 pounds as a thank you. But when I mentioned that as a counteroffer, they got mad and started calling me selfish. I'm a

19-year-old guy, and my parents are 49 and 47. Without going into too much detail and making this

longer than necessary, I only waited around a week before I told my parents. They were excited,

and so was I. It was all going fine, until they started talking about the money as if it was theirs.

They were talking about retiring, going on holiday, buying a boat and a new car, traveling the world, etc.

I asked them how much they expected to have, stone cold face, and they say half. I understand that with giving half,

having two million pounds left is already enough, but why should they be entitled to that? I know

that they're my parents and we've had a great relationship. To me, 750K seems like it's enough,

and they already have their own savings and a paid-off mortgage.

So, am I the butthole for refusing to give my parents half my winnings?

What I want to know is, in what universe, is handing someone 750K a butthole move?

That's a borderline life-changing amount of money for most people.

And what, you're supposed to be a bad guy because you didn't add 1.25 million on top of that?

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