Quickie: Two Defend You, The Rest Attack You

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2018

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Chose two to defend you, the rest are coming after you: 50 eagles, 10 crocodiles, 3 bears, 7 bulls, a man with a gun, 15 wolves, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas, 4 lions

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.8	Today's Friday KFC radio, quickie is presented by four hymns.
0:13.6	I'm 32 years old.
0:15.2	I'm coming up on my mid 30s.
0:17.2	They say that 60.
0:18.2	Oh, you're getting a little ahead of yourself.
0:19.8	Yeah, I'm pushing it.
0:21.0	You're okay.
0:21.6	No, I'm just talking you off the ledge.
0:23.8	You're right.
0:24.1	You got a lot of life up in your body.
0:25.6	66% of men will lose their hair by age.
0:29.8	35.
0:30.7	It's a big number, bro.
0:31.7	That's a huge number.
0:33.6	60, 66%.
0:35.0	Me, you and BC in the room.
0:36.2	Two of us will be ball by 35.
0:38.4	I got that's that's like one of the more harrowing stats.
0:41.3	I've heard that that's where I've been 16 school shootings in January.
0:45.1	And I'm like, I was like, oh, that's things.
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